The things I find on the Internet...

Apparently I'm more naive than I thought, there was me thinking those jelly bracelets were all sweet and cute. I found this on Amyth.com, here's their info:

Sex Bracelets and Their Color Meanings...
What Do The Jelly Sex Bracelet Colors Mean?

Many people have inquired about the latest fad in colleges, high schools, even middle schools!
Those jelly bracelets from the 1980's are still being used today, but they have a completely different purpose than when Cyndi Lauper and Madonna wore them.
This new social phenomenon involves "snapping" the bracelet off the wearer, enabling the snapper to earn a sexual favor from the snappee based on the color of the snapped off bracelet.
The colors each have a coded meaning as follows:

• Yellow - indicates the wearer is willing to HUG
• Pink - indicates the wearer is willing to give a hickey
• Orange - indicates the wearer is willing to KISS
• Purple - indicates the wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex
• Red - indicates the wearer is willing to perform a LAP DANCE
• Green - indicates that ORAL SEX can be performed on a girl
• Clear - indicates a willingness to do "whatever the snapper wants"
• Blue - indicates ORAL SEX performed on a guy
• Black - indicates that the wearer will have regular "missionary" sex
• White - indicates the wearer will "FLASH" what they have
• Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable
• Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" (show) a body part
• Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French (open mouth) kiss
• Glittery Blue - wearer is willing to perform anal sex
• Glittery Green - indicates that the wearer is willing to "69" (mutual oral sex)
• Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part they want

I specially love the clarification: 

WEARING THE BRACELETS DOES NOT MEAN YOUR KID IS HAVING SEX, OR PARTICIPATING IN THIS "GAME".
ALL REPORTS INDICATE THAT IS GENERALLY ONLY "PLAYED" BY KIDS WHO ARE ALREADY SEXUALLY ACTIVE.

The good news is that my new "Anne of Green Gables" bracelet is VERY difficult to snap off, thanks to heavy duty wire wrapping and clasp and so on. In any case, if I do get any oral sex out of it, I'll be sure to let you know (or not!):